FAQs
Q. Are you advocating that a tunnel be built?
A. No! No! No! Absolutely Not! We would never advocate for digging through the beautiful Columbia River. The sticker is a celebration of the beauty and splendor of the river and the gorge. Plus, if a tunnel actually existed, the sticker would lose its irony.
Q. Do your really need a permit to go through the tunnel?
A. No you don't, because we locals know that there is no tunnel. So you don't need a permit to go through it.
Q. If there is no tunnel, why would I want to buy a permit?
A. There's no tunnel, you know it, we know it, but THEY don't! Be part of an inside joke - befuddle family, friends and visitors. Stick this on your car and watch confusion and laughter ensue!
Q. Where can I get one?
A. You can buy online.
Q. Do you accept checks?
A. We only take credit or debit cards when purchasing online. If you catch us at a local festival, we'll also accept cash, but sorry we can't currently take checks.
Q. Do you sell wholesale to retail stores?
A. Yes, if you are retailer that would like to carry the sticker, please email us using our Contact Us Page.
Q. Do you license the image for use on other products?
A. Yes, if you are interested in displaying the permit sticker on another product that you would like to sell (like a t-shirt, cup cozy, etc) please email us using our Contact Us Page.
A. No! No! No! Absolutely Not! We would never advocate for digging through the beautiful Columbia River. The sticker is a celebration of the beauty and splendor of the river and the gorge. Plus, if a tunnel actually existed, the sticker would lose its irony.
Q. Do your really need a permit to go through the tunnel?
A. No you don't, because we locals know that there is no tunnel. So you don't need a permit to go through it.
Q. If there is no tunnel, why would I want to buy a permit?
A. There's no tunnel, you know it, we know it, but THEY don't! Be part of an inside joke - befuddle family, friends and visitors. Stick this on your car and watch confusion and laughter ensue!
Q. Where can I get one?
A. You can buy online.
Q. Do you accept checks?
A. We only take credit or debit cards when purchasing online. If you catch us at a local festival, we'll also accept cash, but sorry we can't currently take checks.
Q. Do you sell wholesale to retail stores?
A. Yes, if you are retailer that would like to carry the sticker, please email us using our Contact Us Page.
Q. Do you license the image for use on other products?
A. Yes, if you are interested in displaying the permit sticker on another product that you would like to sell (like a t-shirt, cup cozy, etc) please email us using our Contact Us Page.