FAQs
Q. Are you advocating that a tunnel be built?
A. No! No! No! Absolutely Not! We would never advocate for digging through the beautiful Columbia River. The sticker is a celebration of the beauty and splendor of the river and the gorge. Plus, if a tunnel actually existed, the sticker would lose its irony.
Q. Do your really need a permit to go through the tunnel?
A. No you don't, because we locals know that there is no tunnel. So you don't need a permit to go through it.
Q. If there is no tunnel, why would I want to buy a permit?
A. There's no tunnel, you know it, we know it, but THEY don't! Be part of an inside joke - befuddle family, friends and visitors. Stick this on your car and watch confusion and laughter ensue!
Q. Where can I get one?
A. Look for us at different local retailers and street fairs.
A. No! No! No! Absolutely Not! We would never advocate for digging through the beautiful Columbia River. The sticker is a celebration of the beauty and splendor of the river and the gorge. Plus, if a tunnel actually existed, the sticker would lose its irony.
Q. Do your really need a permit to go through the tunnel?
A. No you don't, because we locals know that there is no tunnel. So you don't need a permit to go through it.
Q. If there is no tunnel, why would I want to buy a permit?
A. There's no tunnel, you know it, we know it, but THEY don't! Be part of an inside joke - befuddle family, friends and visitors. Stick this on your car and watch confusion and laughter ensue!
Q. Where can I get one?
A. Look for us at different local retailers and street fairs.