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Q. Are you advocating that a tunnel be built? 
A. No! No! No! Absolutely Not! We would never advocate for digging through the beautiful Columbia River. The sticker is a celebration of the beauty and splendor of the river and the gorge. Plus, if a tunnel actually existed, the sticker would lose its irony.

Q. Do your really need a permit to go through the tunnel? 
A. No you don't, because we locals know that there is no tunnel. So you don't need a permit to go through it.

Q. If there is no tunnel, why would I want to buy a permit? 
A. There's no tunnel, you know it, we know it, but THEY don't! Be part of an inside joke - befuddle family, friends and visitors. Stick this on your car and watch confusion and laughter ensue!

Q. Where can I get one? 
A. Look for us at different local retailers and street fairs.

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